After Dark

A Strange Obsession

What happens when you get eight people together on a team that has to fight zombie schoolgirls?

Why, hilarity ensues, of course.

[Team] Megumi Yamato:  You know what Vegetarian Zombies like? GRAAAAAAAAIIIIINS!
[Team] Stradivarius:  /ignore Megumi Yamato
[Team] Phantom Protector:  *facepalm*
[Team] Armless Ann:  Conductor zombie: TRAAAAAINS!
[Team] Phantom Protector:  That’s it, you’re all going to suffer a terrible arc after this
[Team] Masked Shrike:  Pilot zombies: PLAAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Detective Mackey:  photographer zombies: FRAAAAAAMes
[Team] Armless Ann:  Chiropractor zombie: PAAAAAINS!
[Team] Mekkanos:  Good lord!
[Team] Stradivarius:  XD
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  Plumbing Zombie: DRAAAAINS!
[Team] Phantom Protector:  Yeah you’re all going to suffer
[Team] Mekkanos:  Those puns are going to do more damage to my brain than this virus possibly could
[Team] Stradivarius:  Weatherman Zombie: RAAAAAINS!
[Team] Phantom Protector:  Keep this up and I’m going to pull up the uniocracy of grey
[Team] Detective Mackey:  Cypress Hill zombies: INSAAAAAANE IN THE MEMBRAAAAAANES
[Team] Masked Shrike:  Construction Worker Zombies: CRAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Joe Normal:  im to busy laughing to type….
[Team] Stradivarius:  Michael Jordan ZOmbie: HAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Detective Mackey:  dry cleaner zombies: STAAAAAAINS
[Team] Armless Ann:  rofl
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  Lion Tamer Zombie: MAAAAAANES!
[Team] Phantom Protector:  I warned you
[Team] Stradivarius:  Lion Zombies: MAAAANES!
[Team] Stradivarius:  DAMNIT MEG
[Team] Armless Ann:  Window cleaner zombie: PAAAANES
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  HAHAHAHA!!!
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  YOUR MIND: OPEN BOOK!!!
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  Dog Breeding Zombie: DAAAAAANES!
[Team] Stradivarius:  Arachnos  Zombies: BAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  HAHAHAHA!
[Team] Detective Mackey:  Paris Hilton zombies : FAAAAAAAMES
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  It is a universally accepted truth that a zombie in possession of brains is in want of more brains
[Team] Stradivarius:  Sugar-High Zombies: CAAAAAANES!
[Team] Stradivarius:  Also, Handicapped Zombies
[Team] Masked Shrike:  Doctor Zombie: SPRAAAAAAAAINS
[Team] Mekkanos:  Zombie in traffic: LAAAAAAAANNNES!
[Team] Phantom Protector:  I hate every single one of you
[Team] Mekkanos:  Oh good lord. Now you’ve got me doing it
[Team] Mekkanos:  HELP!
[Team] Armless Ann:  Yay!
[Team] Mekkanos:  Oh, yay, we’re not infected
[Team] Armless Ann:  One bit me on the arm, but well, you know…
[Team] Mekkanos:  It’s probably nothing
[Team] Megumi Yamato:  Blood Mobile Zombies: VEEEEEINS!
[Team] Stradivarius:  Pretty Zombies: VAAAAAAAAIN!
[Team] Armless Ann:  Something-offensive-to-women zombie: COMPLAAAAAIN
[Team] Phantom Protector:  It’s alright, Dan, Fanny’s the only woman here
[Team] Phantom Protector:  And since when have we cared about offending her
[Team] Stradivarius:  I’m not easily offended *stabs Dan*