I realized that I haven’t posted anything silly in a long time, so here we go with some pick-up that lonely dudes (and some chicks) have used on me! And yes, most of these are from the internet, which doesn’t help the stereotypes of lonely 30 year-olds!
</3 You can emote with me any day.
</3 (While playing a male character on Guild Wars) Is that a stack of iron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
</3 Can I raid your base?
</3 (While working at a coffee shop) So… wanna go out for coffee sometime?
That’s all I can think of for now, I may update as I remember them! So, what terrible (and hilarious) pick-up lines have YOU been subjected to?
You know I like to point out anything that’s awesome and comic-related, so beyond me happily stating that yes, I will be attending Pittsburgh Comic Con next week, I have another little shameless plug.
Off the Cape is a Podcast for my fellow City of Heroes players out there. It’s cool. It’s fun. You should check it out.
So a good friend of mine, Dee, FINALLY opened her doors for commissions, and it’s not an offer you want to pass up. She only has 5 spots open, and the prices are probably lower than they should be. So, hey, with the holidays coming up, why not give your loved one something original? Things bought from a store are so yesterday.
Her terms are:
Prices:
Full Body: $40.00 This includes head to toe shot, action pose, full color.
Waist Up: $30.00 This includes head to waist shot, full color.
Chibi: $30.00 This includes head to toe chibi body, full color.
Head Shot: $20.00 This includes head to bust, full color.
Quick Scetch: $10.00 Any of the above as a quick scetch(not clean line art), no color
Etc:
+Person(s): $10.00/+Person In addition to the original price.
-Color: -$10.00 Subtracted from the original price,No color, just line art
-Background: -$5.00 Subtracted from the original price. No Background
Rules:
No Hentai
No Nudity
No Copywritten Characters
No Refunds
Pay through PayPal (some acceptions)
You’re taking chances if you want an animal
Why are you still here? Hop on over to her website now!
Posted September 25th, 2009. Add a comment
What happens when you get eight people together on a team that has to fight zombie schoolgirls?
Why, hilarity ensues, of course.
[Team] Megumi Yamato: You know what Vegetarian Zombies like? GRAAAAAAAAIIIIINS!
[Team] Stradivarius: /ignore Megumi Yamato
[Team] Phantom Protector: *facepalm*
[Team] Armless Ann: Conductor zombie: TRAAAAAINS!
[Team] Phantom Protector: That’s it, you’re all going to suffer a terrible arc after this
[Team] Masked Shrike: Pilot zombies: PLAAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Detective Mackey: photographer zombies: FRAAAAAAMes
[Team] Armless Ann: Chiropractor zombie: PAAAAAINS!
[Team] Mekkanos: Good lord!
[Team] Stradivarius: XD
[Team] Megumi Yamato: Plumbing Zombie: DRAAAAINS!
[Team] Phantom Protector: Yeah you’re all going to suffer
[Team] Mekkanos: Those puns are going to do more damage to my brain than this virus possibly could
[Team] Stradivarius: Weatherman Zombie: RAAAAAINS!
[Team] Phantom Protector: Keep this up and I’m going to pull up the uniocracy of grey
[Team] Detective Mackey: Cypress Hill zombies: INSAAAAAANE IN THE MEMBRAAAAAANES
[Team] Masked Shrike: Construction Worker Zombies: CRAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Joe Normal: im to busy laughing to type….
[Team] Stradivarius: Michael Jordan ZOmbie: HAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Detective Mackey: dry cleaner zombies: STAAAAAAINS
[Team] Armless Ann: rofl
[Team] Megumi Yamato: Lion Tamer Zombie: MAAAAAANES!
[Team] Phantom Protector: I warned you
[Team] Stradivarius: Lion Zombies: MAAAANES!
[Team] Stradivarius: DAMNIT MEG
[Team] Armless Ann: Window cleaner zombie: PAAAANES
[Team] Megumi Yamato: HAHAHAHA!!!
[Team] Megumi Yamato: YOUR MIND: OPEN BOOK!!!
[Team] Megumi Yamato: Dog Breeding Zombie: DAAAAAANES!
[Team] Stradivarius: Arachnos Zombies: BAAAAAAANES!
[Team] Megumi Yamato: HAHAHAHA!
[Team] Detective Mackey: Paris Hilton zombies : FAAAAAAAMES
[Team] Megumi Yamato: It is a universally accepted truth that a zombie in possession of brains is in want of more brains
[Team] Stradivarius: Sugar-High Zombies: CAAAAAANES!
[Team] Stradivarius: Also, Handicapped Zombies
[Team] Masked Shrike: Doctor Zombie: SPRAAAAAAAAINS
[Team] Mekkanos: Zombie in traffic: LAAAAAAAANNNES!
[Team] Phantom Protector: I hate every single one of you
[Team] Mekkanos: Oh good lord. Now you’ve got me doing it
[Team] Mekkanos: HELP!
[Team] Armless Ann: Yay!
[Team] Mekkanos: Oh, yay, we’re not infected
[Team] Armless Ann: One bit me on the arm, but well, you know…
[Team] Mekkanos: It’s probably nothing
[Team] Megumi Yamato: Blood Mobile Zombies: VEEEEEINS!
[Team] Stradivarius: Pretty Zombies: VAAAAAAAAIN!
[Team] Armless Ann: Something-offensive-to-women zombie: COMPLAAAAAIN
[Team] Phantom Protector: It’s alright, Dan, Fanny’s the only woman here
[Team] Phantom Protector: And since when have we cared about offending her
[Team] Stradivarius: I’m not easily offended *stabs Dan*
Posted July 30th, 2009. 2 comments
It’s my favorite holiday of the year. It’s a day where I can be a geek and hang out with other geeks and talk about geek stuff and do geek things like spend hours on end in the comic shop, and then get kicked out and migrate to the coffee shop to read my new loot. Oh, and be rewarded for it with free loot.
This year I was really looking forward to Atomic Robo (as always). Not only did I get a copy for myself, but I got one for my boyfriend as well! How lucky! Especially lucky, considering a few of my friends didn’t get their hands on it.
Of course, I by no means could have done it without my clever costume change! I went in and got a copy, then went out, put on a sweater and tied my hair back, then went back in and got another. The guy at the counter didn’t suspect a thing.
I then drove all the way to the other mall (About 30 miles apart from each other. I live right between the two.) and looked again. I had gotten the comics I wanted, but this time I was hoping for the FCBD special: the MiniMate.
Isn’t he adorable? The picture actually makes him look much larger than he is. Standing, he’s only about 2 1/2 inches tall. But as excited as I was to get my hands on him, he wasn’t the biggest accomplishment. The 2nd store had one more surprise in store (forgive the pun) for me: They had back-ordered a lot of issues of the City of Heroes comics. And, sitting there calling to me, was the June 2004 comic. I could hear the Zelda “item found” tune playing as I held it in my hands. This was victory. This was glory. This was… bliss.
Oh, yes.
So I was driving around the Greensburg, PA area the other day and drove by this sign…
Posted April 29th, 2009. 1 comment
